Dear Everyone, I just wanted to let you know that I have been going to the gym for the last week and it feels really fucking great. You should all look into it. I got a thing from Groupon and all I do is watch TV while I’m there and move my body parts. It’s the fucking greatest.

Hey, remember this? Whatever happened to Dan Deacon, I wonder?

Yall know what time it is

Dinner party tonight

All of the best rap videos prominently feature streams and tennis sweaters.

I listen to this song all the time, even though it is a weird freestyle over a pop song. because it is the best.

A few notes:

1. That dude from Blink 182 has a show on Fuse?

2. Fuse is still a TV network?

3. That dude that got famous on YouTube because people are kind of racist and don’t take rape seriously has a Halloween costume? And is buying a house from the money he made? That’s god damn heartwarming.

I know a cat named Uffie. She and this lady are basically the same person.

I deleted my old tumblr. I dunno if I meant to. Here’s another one

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